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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:10
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
What is Alan Kay’s view on analytic idealism by Bernardo Kastrup?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
No way
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good